OSG is defos moving to New York. I am slightly nervous about this. So far I'm used to planning this whole trip alone, now he is trying to sort out his visa, asking me to look at apartments he has sent me via email...its all abit too much. We don't have a conventional relationship, and all of a sudden he has turned into my ex commitmenty boyfriend. I do love OSG, dearly in fact. He ticks all my boxes, but only when he is being OSG. I don't like it when he is being my boyfriend. I don't do conventional. I'm not ready for conventional. My plan was to go to NY and have lots of sex with lots of men (Polaroid Princess, gone but not forgotten), which for the best part has been scuppered because I will have a live in lover. I am going to tell him that it is fine for him to come, but I don't want us in such close proximity. Its un nerving. And its not us.
Also I ate bread and fell off my detox bandwagon abit. Going for a weigh in at the gym in about an hour. Will let you know how I get on.
Love and kisses!
Friday 27 July 2007
Tuesday 24 July 2007
Detoxing, a miserable existance.
Day two into detox and I want to cry. I couldn't poo all of yesterday and today when I did....it smelled liked a vegetarian's poo :( Oh woe is me. I can not eat meat, I am having beef withdrawal shakes (if you know me well you will know that I value beef even above my life) and am lost without caffeine. In a weird way, I do secretly like all this pain. I feel like because its so hard, I must be detoxing extra good. I think the alcohol and caffeine will be easily forgotten, but the meat is the hardest part.
In other unrelated news, I went swimming with my nephews. I did not know that a string bikini is not suitable attire to play in water with two very boisterous under tens. I flashed my breasts an embarrassingly large amount of times. In the end I had to get out the pool and watch them because I was so scared of being arrested. I was talking to OSG about the incident, and he asked why I didn't wear a sensible costume. The reason is because I don't have one!! My bikinis are evidently just for sunbathing, not swimming. He also told me that I'm going to be the slutty mum in the school. There is no justice.
In other unrelated news, I went swimming with my nephews. I did not know that a string bikini is not suitable attire to play in water with two very boisterous under tens. I flashed my breasts an embarrassingly large amount of times. In the end I had to get out the pool and watch them because I was so scared of being arrested. I was talking to OSG about the incident, and he asked why I didn't wear a sensible costume. The reason is because I don't have one!! My bikinis are evidently just for sunbathing, not swimming. He also told me that I'm going to be the slutty mum in the school. There is no justice.
Sunday 22 July 2007
Leeds
...is full of very attractive men! I got lost in Leeds station and got on the wrong train (I told you I would do something stupid) and was helped by two incredibly good looking older men. They carried my suitcase, got off at the next stop with me, went back to the station and put me on the correct train. It was AMAZING. I love a strong helpful man, and I had two. Thank you God! Not only that, but I went to a fabulous establishment called The Cockpit and twas indeed a pit of men. Hot indie types, good music and cold beer. what more could a girl ask for.
In other news, I watched the Victoria Beckham moving to LA show in earnest. I started thinking about how if I had a show ( I can dream) what would happen in mine. It would probably feature me:-
1) packing ALOT of un neccesary stuff
2) having a tantrum when my suitcase won't shut
3) Missing my plane because I am ALWAYS late
4) crying like a big baby when the plane eventually takes off (I am terrified of flying yet love to travel, I blame this contradictory nature on me being an Aquarian)
5) Getting to America and inevitably getting lost, breaking or losing something valuble
6) getting fed up, really fat and coming back
Although this wouldn't be very compulsive viewing I'd sure love to watch it back in a few years time for fun and then to wonder what I was thinking having my hair like that. (I am currently sporting a huge blunt fringe along with a "trendy" haircut.)
I also start my detox this week. Wish me luck. I've managed not to smoke for two whole weeks now. Alcohol won't be difficult, and it is only until the 24th of August when I have me leaving bash. In the words of GG I will Survive.
One last thing, I met OSG this weekend and had an absolutely fabulously filthy time. No sex though as his penis resembles a beer can and I simply CAN NOT errr "accommodate" him. (how big is too big??) But we had a lot of fun, and he was hot, and I'm going to miss him loads sob sob. But I'll worry about that when I leave.
Peace Out Dudes.
TP xx
In other news, I watched the Victoria Beckham moving to LA show in earnest. I started thinking about how if I had a show ( I can dream) what would happen in mine. It would probably feature me:-
1) packing ALOT of un neccesary stuff
2) having a tantrum when my suitcase won't shut
3) Missing my plane because I am ALWAYS late
4) crying like a big baby when the plane eventually takes off (I am terrified of flying yet love to travel, I blame this contradictory nature on me being an Aquarian)
5) Getting to America and inevitably getting lost, breaking or losing something valuble
6) getting fed up, really fat and coming back
Although this wouldn't be very compulsive viewing I'd sure love to watch it back in a few years time for fun and then to wonder what I was thinking having my hair like that. (I am currently sporting a huge blunt fringe along with a "trendy" haircut.)
I also start my detox this week. Wish me luck. I've managed not to smoke for two whole weeks now. Alcohol won't be difficult, and it is only until the 24th of August when I have me leaving bash. In the words of GG I will Survive.
One last thing, I met OSG this weekend and had an absolutely fabulously filthy time. No sex though as his penis resembles a beer can and I simply CAN NOT errr "accommodate" him. (how big is too big??) But we had a lot of fun, and he was hot, and I'm going to miss him loads sob sob. But I'll worry about that when I leave.
Peace Out Dudes.
TP xx
Friday 20 July 2007
Less then 6 till weeks till NY!! I have been working my arse off and have literally not been doing anything else, which is dim to blog about. However I did go paintballing and now have bruises which look like love bites all over my back. Not a good look. Am off to Leeds this weekend to some dirty trashy indie hideouts. I am sure I will do something stupid, therefore I will have blog material. Sorry for being a boring cow. It will get better soon...I hope.
Love me. xx
Love me. xx
Tuesday 10 July 2007
Man Trouble
I know I've been shit lately, but I have some great juicy MAN gossip for you!! Yes I have managed to fit in some man antics whilst working two jobs. I am very smug and satisfied with myself as you can tell. So, let us begin.
OSG - He wants to move to NYC with me. I am not very happy, SSM pointed out that I did lots of hard work to find the job and that he is just applying off my back. All very true. But what is most perturbing about the whole saga is, that we will no doubt have to live AND work together. It would be so so messy and so so wrong. Instead I have been helping him find a job closer to home so he stays here. He has now found a job at my sister's company. They are great friends, they have laughs together. THEY HAVE IN JOKES!!!! This isn't fair. I hate it!! I'd rather he came to NYC and annoyed me by being around all the time. I know nothing would ever happen because she is married, and she knows that there is history between OSG and I. However, I do slightly feel left out. Especially when I was at her house for dinner, and he rang her to tell her to watch this programme on telly, because it is just the kind of thing she would find hilarious. Everybody was laughing except me. So all in all I'm abit put out.
School chum - SC and I have met up for dinner and drinks quite a few times n the past few weeks. Dare I say it, it is going pretty well. He is handsome, witty and quite similar to me. However, it is all abit shit because I leave the country in a few weeks and he has made is deathly clear that he is not a casual relationship kind of guy. Conclusion - screwed again (unfortunately not literally)
And lastly I have not had sex since February. I am getting desperate. I am having sex dreams about the chefs at work. I am horny at inappropriate times. I am smoking like a chimney. To get rid of some frustration I have a new ear piercing. I will take some pics and put them up soon.
Until next time, TP. xx
OSG - He wants to move to NYC with me. I am not very happy, SSM pointed out that I did lots of hard work to find the job and that he is just applying off my back. All very true. But what is most perturbing about the whole saga is, that we will no doubt have to live AND work together. It would be so so messy and so so wrong. Instead I have been helping him find a job closer to home so he stays here. He has now found a job at my sister's company. They are great friends, they have laughs together. THEY HAVE IN JOKES!!!! This isn't fair. I hate it!! I'd rather he came to NYC and annoyed me by being around all the time. I know nothing would ever happen because she is married, and she knows that there is history between OSG and I. However, I do slightly feel left out. Especially when I was at her house for dinner, and he rang her to tell her to watch this programme on telly, because it is just the kind of thing she would find hilarious. Everybody was laughing except me. So all in all I'm abit put out.
School chum - SC and I have met up for dinner and drinks quite a few times n the past few weeks. Dare I say it, it is going pretty well. He is handsome, witty and quite similar to me. However, it is all abit shit because I leave the country in a few weeks and he has made is deathly clear that he is not a casual relationship kind of guy. Conclusion - screwed again (unfortunately not literally)
And lastly I have not had sex since February. I am getting desperate. I am having sex dreams about the chefs at work. I am horny at inappropriate times. I am smoking like a chimney. To get rid of some frustration I have a new ear piercing. I will take some pics and put them up soon.
Until next time, TP. xx
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